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The Badminton Association of India has slammed the sports ministry for a delay in importing shuttlecocks to India. The delay has proved costly. A national camp for the Thomas and Uber Cup, due to begin in Goa on Thursday, had to be called off today because of a lack of shuttles.
My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks yesterday.”
“Bad Minton.”
Shite jokes”My dog Minton keeps eating all my shuttlecocks.”
“Bad Minton!”
Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs .
One man turns to the other and says “Morning”
The other man replies “No, just walking the dog…
Q: Why should you never buy Russian underpants?
A: Chernobyl fallout
Q: “What do you call a pig with three eyes?”
A: “Piiig!”
Q: What have David Beckham and Des O’Connor got in common?
A: They’re both bloody awful singers.
Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
A: Justice Fingers.
Stevie Wonder gets a cheese grater for Christmas.
Mate calls to ask if he liked it.
Stevie says, “Man, that was the most violent book I ever read.”
