A few jokes to make you laugh?
February 05, 2010 | 11 Comments »
A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, ‘you’ve all got one minute to get out!’
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, ‘you git!’
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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
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Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate ‘My mother-in-law is an angel’.
His mate replies ‘You’re so lucky… Mine is still alive…’
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I had a dog named Minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks.
Bad Minton.
